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Define In The Pantry Meaning

In The Pantry
A pansexual person who has not yet come out to anyone. They are still in the closet.

Person 1: "Oh she is coming out as pansexual!"
Person 2: "I never would've guessed that she was in the pantry!"
By Madalyn
In The Pantry
Someone who has not realized, or denies that they are overweight.

When someone finally accepts their fatness and admits it, they come out of the pantry.

Person A: Dude, I'm just big boned.
Person B: So you're still in the pantry I see.
By Dyann
Pantry
A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.

I need to get the cake mix out of the pantry.
By Gwenni
Pantry
A wonderful place, why would you ruin it by shitting in it?

That Brexit, its such a mess it's like shitting in the Queen's pantry
By Deana
Pantried
The opposite of a closeted homosexual, a straight person pretending to be gay.

That guy may say he likes to rock the cock, but he's really pantried and wants my punani all over his face.
By Etheline
Bermuda Pantry
Any room that has had the walls sprayed with runny or liquified yellow feces. Usually a bathroom.

Kevin slept over last night and he turned my guest bathroom into a total "Bermuda Pantry". Grain alcohol mixed with Taco Bell makes some ugly yellow shit!
By Zulema
Handsy In The Pantry
A fucked up girl tells a tale of giving a handjob in the pantry, but really she means she is holding hands in the pantry. Cool.

Erin: "Oh you know, we just got handsy in the pantry!!!!!"
Kimbo: "So you gave a hand job in the pantry...Cool"
Erin: "Uh no, we held hands."
Kimbo: (awk) "Gay"
By Claudia
Pantry Raping
Pantry raping is the occurence of taking food and/or beverages from ones pantry without the owner of the pantry knowing. The quantity of the food and/or beverages taken is usually large and quite significant that the owner of the pantry would notcie that his/her pantry has just been raped. This happens a lot in today's society especially amongst university and college students who live outside of home.

Yeh, I just did an epic pantry raping at my parents' and got all these chocolate biscuits. This will be my diet for the rest of the month.
By Rahal
Grim Pantry
Going down on a women over 70.

Barb from Human Resources: Hello Steve from accounting... how was your weekend?
Steve from accounting: It was great Barb! I went to the assisted living home and got some Grim Pantry. It was delicious!
By Arielle
Dutch Pantry
the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door

my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it
By Kathye