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Grouchos
Wild, bushy eyebrows, a la Groucho Marx, especially when describing a woman.

The girl is real cute, but what's with those grouchos? My grandfather doesn't even have eyebrows like that!
By Lesley
Grouchos
Very large, hairy eyebrows, especially on a woman.

She's kind of cute, but what's up wuth those grouchos? Honey needs to do something about that.
By Antonina
Grouchos
Obviously painted-on eyebrows, like the real Groucho Marx wore in old movies. Women who would otherwise look gorgeous seem to be missing the glasses, cigar, and painted-on mustache to complete the ensemble.

"No, that chick doesn't have Grouchos, she has Shalits. Grouchos are painted-on, not hairy.
By Ann
Groucho
The fake fur lining on the edge of the hood on some hoodies / anoraks / parkas. Especially if removable. Makes a great pet.

I took the groucho off my jacket, now it's keeping the fridge company.
By Crysta
Groucho Marx
A very funny vaudeville, film, and television star.

What's the secret word groucho marx?
By Giuditta
Fuckin Groucho
a toy version of the belated Groucho Marx that has been transformed to fit on any of the following objects for some hilarious "make your bros laugh" or a simple and guaranteed "Get-laid-quick" affect on girls the world-around.

1. Glass Pipe
2. Hookah Pipe
3. Cigar

Murray: Hey, wtf's that on your Pipe?
Jamie: Lol, that's my Fuckin Groucho by PipePalz.com
Murray: What? how the fuck'd you get this thing?
Jamie: uh only everyone hollywood actor/actress, hip hop artist + they're kids and wives are usin' em. Not to mention every f'n school kid who's newly discoverin this sweet-SWEET cheeba! It was in the hangover 3, wth! were you born under a rock?! Man Stfu and pass that dime!
Brian: Yarrrrrg! Aye Aye Captain!!
By Pattie
The Groucho Marx
To place male genitals over the eyes of a sleeping person, whereas the penis lays along the bridge of the nose.

Ha, did you see the picture of Cindy getting The Groucho Marx?
Dumb bitch should not have fallen asleep at the party.
By Joye
Going With Groucho
When a man or woman who are usually kept and well groomed suddenly goes on hiatus of personal appearance. The phrase itself comes from the Groucho Marx who infamously sported huge untamed eyebrows.

For men going with groucho is usually growing a beard, seize of all manscapping, and a newfound lingering odor.

For women its usually the stopping of any eyebrow plucking, leg shaving, waxing, makeup wearing, or hair brushing.

Person 1: "What's been up with Anna lately? She used to be so hot."

Person 2: "Yeah man I guess she joined some feminist group and ever since she's been going with groucho."
By Robyn
Groucho Marx
A communist with a bad attitude

Look at this fuckin' Groucho Marx over here.
By Deena
Groucho Marx
Occurs when you are getting oral sex and your own pubes make it appear as though the "giver" has a mustache.

It was hard for Hans to not laugh as Wendy kept busting the Groucho Marx out.
By Pauletta