"Enter the Gurth of Hades, it is pink!" (spoken in true gutturaldoom)
By Katerine
Gurth
An incorrect spelling for the word girth, which refers to the circumference of an object. Slangily speaking, however, it usually refers to the width/thickness of dick.
"The gurth (girth is the correct spelling, 'gurth' isn't an actual word) of a tree is much larger than that of a stick."