Guy #1: Dude, I can't have sex for, like three weeks!
Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?
Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached
down low and brushed some
poison ivy on the ground.
Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!
Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red
Gyarados.....
Guy #2: Damn....