Define H1 Meaning

H1
the slang for high: h1

being soo gonee..

guy 1: dude you're soo gone..
Guy 2: i know im so h1

Britt:dudee.. I'm so h1 right now..
Jess:i know right..
Nicole:..i'm soo gone
By Susanne
H1
A term synonymous with the word "hummer", that describes the best blowjob one could ever receive from a female who claims to be lacking in sexual experience. Usually given on the first date ending in a swallowing and a kiss goodnight.

Guy 1: Dude, how was your first date with that girl you met in the christian chatroom?

Guy 2: Not bad, I took her to bennigan's and later she totally gave me an H1 on the ride back to her house.

Guy 1: Niiice...
By Jennee
H1
Same as "hi". Derived from old typewriters that can't distinguish 1 from I

h1, would you like a sandwichuwad?
By Dorthy
H1

h1!
By Chicky
H1
THE BIGGEST HUMMER
1. Stainless steel, front-mid-engine SUV made by AMGeneral. AMGeneral having been the military vehicle division of AMC before AMC went bankrupt. AMGeneral was sold off before Chrysler purchased AMC. Chrysler simply bought AMC for its civilian JEEP line. AMGeneral is independant, but licenses GM to build & sell the H2 & H3. Hummers look like big Jeeps because, basically, they are!
2. A fantastic humming blowjob that leads to a mind boggling, cumblasting orgasm.

When I was in Nevada, this totally legal, high priced whore gave me an H1 in my H1 (I was in the Whorehouse parking lot).
By Vally
H1
The Hummer H1, made by General Motors-owned Hummer, is a civilian version of the AM General HMMWV (Humvee). It was released in the 1990's and became popular due to its look and amazing off-road capabilities. Being based on a military vehicle, it was very tough and strong. It was originally called Hummer until Hummer made the Hummer H2, then it became the H1.

In 2005, Hummer made the H1 Alpha, which gives the H1 a better engine and interior. The Alpha upgrade will soon be on all Hummer vehicles.

Sadly, most people that own Hummer H1s do not use them for their purpose: off-roading. Most use them for transport like SUVs such as the Ford Expedition. This is frivolous, as the Hummer H1 costs 120,000 USD because it excels in off-roading, not in space. For this purpose, one should buy the Hummer H2, Ford Expedition, Chevrolet Suburban, or Honda Odyssey Touring, or even the BMW 760Li.

He was doing some serious off-roading in his Hummer H1, totally destroying that punk in the Explorer.

That woman I talked to was hot, but dumb because she bought an H1 to go to and from work.
By Xylina
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By Benni
H1 N1ve
The alternative to a Hi Five or handshake you use to prevent catching a disease during an epidemic.

To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.

After the hockey game both teams went to shake hands but instead gave eachother H1 N1ves.
By Myrta
Tiger H1
a heavy German tank made in WW2 built by Henshal and would be the best tank at its time with anew German flak 88mm in a tank

By Ava
H1, H2, And H3
H1: A huge, stainless steel bodied, front-midengine, 4wd, all terrain vehicle. Designed by AM General as a military vehicle. AM General was once part of AMC. This is why Hummers and Jeeps resemble each other. AM General became independant before Chrysler bought Jeep from the bankrupt AMC.
Also, a humming blowjob that leads to orgasm.

H2: Produced by GM under license from AM General. Smaller than the H1. Not stainless steel or mid-engine, but pretty damn good off road.
A humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but not enough to make you cum. Lots of pleasure before fucking.

H3: Smaller than the H1 or H2, produced by GM.
A humming blow job that just gets you hard, then you move on to fucking right away.

You don't know the difference between H1, H2, and H3 ?

When Anita's on her period, she H1's me. She gives me a hummer, and I shoot in her mouth.

In the morning it's H3. A little hummer, I fuck her, we go to work.

At night it's H2, a medium length, very pleasurable hummer before a fantastic fuck.
By Pearl