Define Habe Meaning

Habe
a nice term used by the famous pink guy from filthy frank

Can I habe da pussy please?
By Ray
Habe
Noun: A rotund individual who routinely exhibits bouts of explosive diarreah.

Verb: To mooch, especially with respect to other people's money; to go on a bender; to consume alcohol or illicet drugs to the point of near cessation of cardiovascular processes.

Noun: That habe should really eat less, he's grown of late.

Verb: Stop drinking all my booze, you're habing so hard right now.
By Kerry
Habe
Short for 'Hey Babe' when messaging a girl online

Habe! Would you like to go out for dinner and a movie sometime?
By Kamilah
Habe
Misspelled have (I’ve done it a few times)

Habe sounds like a name for a baboon and it might very well be one... idk.

Girlfriend(via text): Hey do you habe milk

You(via text): oh nose your drunk.
By Brande
Ich Habe Keine Beine
A term used to discombobulate the recipient whether or not they type it into google translate.

person1: What is the time
person2: Ich habe keine Beine

person1: huh?
person2: Du musst hat viele Beine und sehr klein Mittbeine
By Jerrilyn
Ich Habe Piss Wiss
The words you say when you slide under the tables at school

Ich habe piss wiss
By Tawsha
Ich Habe Eine Banane Gegessen
Wird benutzt um einer übergewichtigen Person zu sagen dass diese übergewichtig ist.

Bsp. 1:
Mann: "Ich habe eine Banane gegessen!"
Frau: "Willst du damit sagen dass ich FETT bin?!"
Bsp 2.
Dude 1: "Ich habe eine Banane gegessen"
Dude 2: "Meinst du? Ich sollte wahrscheinlich mehr sport machen!"
By Christal