1. the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep ground into a paste with oats and barley and then boiled in the same sheep's stomach. the main meal of burns night where it is served with 'neeps an' 'taters, turnips and potatoes repectively.
2. a small ground mammal with tartan skin, one set of legs is often shorter than the other so they can run round hills, unfortunately only one way so haggis farmers haver the other way around the hill. haggis can only see in a straight line so in order to catch one a drunken stagger must be imitated in order to go unnoticed, this is known as havering.
I'd like to know what sort of Hannibal Lecter first thought of chopping up a sheep'sinnards, stuffing them into its own stomach, and serving it up to guests as a dish called haggis.
"you know guys, it's not called haggis, it's a douche. a douche is a strange meal which consists of pieces of an animal, a sheep i think, cooked in his stomach inside the animal." -Meemo
By Andria
Haggis
the term used when something or someone is horribly wrong, for example an ugly chick or bloke or when something is broken!
a, "did you see that chick dude?" "not the pretty one the haggis one"
b, "i dont think the car is gonna work anymore its haggis"
