Define Haked Meaning

Haked
an alcohol (coconut rum) soaked fruit (pineapple) given to someone underaged by a family member without consent.

The family gathering version of a date rape.

"I think Uncle Ted haked me with his special pineapple at the party last night."
By Athene
Hakes
Being fired from your job for being incompetent.

Dude, if you don't shape up, you're going to get your ass hakesed?
By Eustacia
Haking
acting totally rude and flopping all over the floor, gasping for air, basically every second

hey what's up with that fucking egregious grin there dude shit you just knocked over my lamp I can't believe I ever let you in my house you are getting water everywhere and you smell like a lobster
dude I'm just haking chill
By Melissa
Hake
A person who says he’ll eat ass only to get clout, but doesn’t actually do it.

That hake finessed my pockets, so I stabbed him.
By Cyndie
Haking
When you have a ghost do a visual task for you on among us, to make it look like you did it

How did you do astriods? You must be haking. Reported!
By Mella
Hake
An interrogative used in place of the phrase "what the heck". When using the phrase hake please note that you dont say "what the hake", but simply "hake". The word was invented in 2006 by word masters Andre G and Johnny B.
Common misspellings are "Hayck" and "hakyeedkkheykkc".
The word was invented to do away with laboriously saying "what the heck?".

Dude 1: hey, Dude 2, are you gay?
Dude 2: Hake? No!
By Dorothy
Lizzie Hake
Have you ever met a Lizzie. If you have then your lucky your even luckier if you have met a Lizzie hake. The name even rhymes with cake. Lizzie hake is funny, kind, clumsy, smart, beautiful she has brown hair that fades to blue has hazel and greenish brown eyes. All the guys love her . But to afraid to ask her out. The players who do are brave but... get rejected because she is too good for them. Her laugh is like music to your ears. Also usually silent . good with the grades. Best friends. Interups a lot! But you get used to it.

Whoa dude did you hear that Lizzie hake rejected Chris now he thinks she hates him!

Lizzie hake ran into a wall to day and fell down the stairs twice!!!
By Heda
Hake

Those two are hakes bro!
By Janie
Haked

Duuuudeee, i’m so haked right now!!!!
By Misti
Hake's Bakies
A man named Hake sells various baked pastries such as cookies. Instead of his store being named "Hake's Cookies", it's "Hake's Bakies".

Hey man, have you visited Hake's Bakies yet?
- Yeah man, he's a good cook.
By Coletta