Girl 1: Oh my gawd, did you see Johnny's package?!
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a
half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll
let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been
riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.