While drinking a
tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from
drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the
rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.
Lifeguard 1:
Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat
(Child falls in pool)
Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still
in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)
(Man pulls up drowning child
to pool edge)
Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"
Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"
Man: Huh?
Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"
Man: "No Problem-o"
