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Rescue
I'm here to save a man who was last seen here in the urban directory and last heard when they sent an sos called "help" I'll report in if I find anything thing Bravo Out-

Report #1: I've yet to spot anyone or anything + There are so many words I'm loosing my mind. I'm gonna go check out the lego isle Bravo Out

Report #2: IVE FOUND SOMETHING not much but... Its just an empty water bottle I'm Getting Close Bravo Out

Report #3: i i Found him he's just a pile of bones i can't believe it.... Jesus

Report #4: this is my 3rd time calling pickup team i don't know why there not responding. I'm running low on water if they don't pick up soon I'm gonna have to send out a SOS so somebody can rescue me .. Jesus Christ. Bravo Out

-END OF MESSAGE-
By Jeni
Rescue
to save someone from something

I Rescued that bich from eating at Mcdonalds
By Lindsey
Rescue
A little hick town near shingle springs where no one has teeth. Almost everyone is insest, and thats the way they like it.

I live in Rescue and i am married to my sister
By Stacia
Rescue Dick
The showing off of one's prowess as an animal rescue, shelter, or other organization by making statements that the work you have done so far outweighs the work all others on the planet have done.

Barbara showed me her rescue dick when she said "I have personally rescued thousands of cats and spent $16000 dollars of my own money to do it"
By Andrea
Rescue Chip
A rescue chip is the chip you use to fish the bits of the first one that broke apart in the dip.

My tortilla chip busted when I tried to load it with extra salsa so I gotta get a rescue chip to recover the pieces.
By Fawnia
Bingai Rescue
An insurmountable effort to change a repeatition of conflicting situations that will eventually be solved without any much doing at all to begin with.

It is almost a bingai rescue effort to change the way Jack is. (Jack is a Veteran War hero with PTSD but with a future all at his own hands).
By Malinda
Rescue Plane
During an Eiffel Tower, when a girl's pussy gets so tight that a dick gets stuck in either the pussy or anus, and another dick (rescue plane), comes in from whatever hole is open to shock the girl and open up the other hole

Always be careful when you're Eiffel towering, I went first, got stuck, and needed the rescue plane to get it out
By Kynthia
Bar Rescue
A program shown on Spike TV that's a documentary / reality show where a man named Jon Taffer finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.

I'm gonna watch Bar Rescue on the telly tonight to see if Jon Taffer can pull The Purple People-Eater out of the dumper.
By Valene
Rescue Call
A "rescue call" is set up in advance of a family gathering that you don't want to attend. This arrangement involves appointing a friend to call you at a pre-determined time, providing you with an excuse to leave early. A well timed rescue call occurs immediately after you have eaten.

Rescuee: Thanks for supper - the meat was good eh? Woosh!
*phone rings*
Rescuee: Hullo?
Rescuer: Hey man, here's your 6:30 rescue call.
Rescuee: Oh hey. How are you?
Rescuer: I'll see you in a bit. Don't forget to pick up some rolling papers on the way over.
Rescuee: Oh, yeah...don't worry, I'll be right there.
*click*
Rescuee: Fff, I gotta go and help someone with some school stuff. I guess I'll see you later eh?
By Kathryne
Sparks The Rescue
an awesome band pORTland, maine. formerly know an Pozer.

myspace.com/sparkstherescue

J-Bob: Have you heard that band Sparks?
A-Bob: You mean SPARKS THE RESCUE!
J-Bob: Hell ya!
A-Bob: Ya. I was listening to em last night while banging your mom!
J-Bob: ?.....
By Meghann