Caffeinated beer. It comes in a can shaped like a battery, for a reason. Some say it's orange flavored, no one is really sure what color it is. Experiments are still
underway, but as of now we know it's dangerous. Causes extreme energetic drunkenness, followed by brief memory loss the morning after, during which subjects have copious amounts of positive energy, with which to complete the various school projects they blew off during their Sparks Night.
Fiar warning however, coming down from excessive amounts of sparks WILL suck. Immensely. Subjects report feeling fine, and then as the memories of the night
trickle in, sinking ina a mild to
severe depression.
But it's good shit, nonetheless. Expect to make out with everyone who is drinking with you.
Everyone.
-Dude, you look like
shit warmed over. Why are you so
wired?
-I drank
Sparks last night.
-Ohhhhhhh.
or...
-Hey do you remember Sparks night?
-Nah, not really. Dude, i remember being totally smashed and when i woke up I has mad energy! I was cleaning and shit! It was awesome! Fucking caffeine, man!