Define Hallmark Movie Meaning

1. A movie shown on television that has the same basic plot as fifty or more other movies on the same network.

2. A movie often on the television behind a man who has just given up on life.

1) Most commonly for majority of white people in America to watch, to get that holiday mood going.

2) That same basic movie, involving rich white people having the "American Dream Christmas".

3) Always ends with an unrealistic happy ending.

all hallmark movies plots start with a girl and a guy meeting, them falling in love, dating or getting married, and going all kissy kissy muah muah according to my 10 year old brother

The best fucking movies ever. Everybody hates them, but around the holidays, they're like cocaine. They all have the same goddamn plot, but it never gets old. Friends will tell you that these movies suck, but they are fucking wrong. Hallmark Christmas movies are my babies, my fucking cinnamon apples.

An ultra-cheesy movie that is shown on the Hallmark Channel; They usually are about Christmas and almost always have bad acting, a forgetable plot, scenes that are meant to make the viewer cry and they always have a happy ending.