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Define Ham Planet Meaning

Ham Planet
A fat, hungry bitch. They eat pigs, straight from the barnyard.

That Ham Planet ate my most prized pig.
By Paulette
Ham Planets
Yet another "creative" insult for those of us that have any fat whatsoever.

Idiot 1: Why do ham planets always cut themselves? Stupid fatties.

Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.
By Cosetta