Define Hand Bag Meaning

An emasculated man; a man who lets his girlfriend or wife carry his balls around in her purse.

"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.

Someone who is wringled and their face looks like a leathery hand bag

This term makes reference to having a crap/fart. As ladies hand bags are full of crap and other sh*t.