Define Hatter Meaning

Hatter
noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?

Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
By Beatrisa
Hatter
1. A person who wears a hat
2. Misspelling of "hater".

Bob: I have a hat so i'm a hatter
Joe: kk

Joey: fnaf is a bunch of mediocre jumpscares
FNAF Fan: UMG UR SUCHA HATTERR.
By Ada
Hatter
Someone who lives in Medicine Hat(the gas city), Alberta, Canada

are you from here?
yep I'm a hatter born and raised
By Flss
Hatter
A male or female who is a supporter of the great Luton Town FC

That tasty geezer really hates Watford with a passion, he must be a Hatter.
By Danielle
Hatter
A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.

Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.

Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?

Yeah, he's a Hatter.
By Marie
The Hatter
While receiving a blow job and the moment of climax you grab your partners finger and shove it in your ass!

Dick received the Hatter last night and loved it!
By Dotty
Hattered
When somebody comes up behinde you and pulles your hat over your haed and then kicks you in the nuts.

John hattered jim and Jim cried.
By Chicky
Hatter
A person whom everyone trusts with their secrets and can be anyone's friend and will help anyone out but will always be silently suffering will not talk about it.

carebear: wheres' hatter? i need his help?

mike: oh well you can tell me ill help

Cb: no the hatter is the one i trust
By Ernesta
Hatters
Someone who speaks negative of you or dislike the things you have or do.

That group of people are talking bad about us. Don't worry about them they are HATTERS.
By Merry
Hatter
A really old guy who drives a sedan about 15-20 MPH below the speed limit, and does so while wearing a fedora hat.

Every time I try to get somewhere in a hurry, I get stuck behind some hatter who can barely see over the steering wheel!
By Dawna