the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out
A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!
Headboard Betty is that woman you see that you can't take your eyes off. She's not thegirl next door, and not going to be your next wife.