super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial
for garbage bags...
"meg while
i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"
man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel
a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag
my dad got
for me.
girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me
