lil wayne - 1.
whoopie goldberg's twin sister, separated at birth. 2. closet gay rapper who is
secret ass lovers with "his daddy," bald big gay birdman. 3. wackest "lyricist" with the nerve to say he is the best. 4. hot garbage with a repetitive wack as hell type flow. 5. lame rap "artist" mostly listened to by 14 year old chickenheads, wanna be thugs, emos, closet gay highschool football players, and anyone who is of inferior intelligence. 6. the biggest tool in the music industry. 7. homoerotic rapper who was recently arrested during a big gay orgy on a tour bus where him and his 12 gay lovers were busted with large amounts of cocaine and extacy. 8. queerbait rap "artist" with
tear drop tattoos under his eyes to represent how many ass rapings he recieved before he realized he enjoyed the cock. 9. a pathetic excuse for a rapper who doesn't even write his own lyrics because he is about as talented as a shit-flavored lolly pop. 10. wannabe hardass who dresses femme and possesses the worst case of
bitch voice syndrome known to man.
its
weezy f baby decked out in drag
representin' new orleans, baby's lil fag
cum in my dreds, my asshole is sore
my nigga birdman horny so i'm a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse cock
when
birdman's skeetin' i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i'm a pussy
tryin' to be hard but
i'm soft like fresh cookies!
(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to "keep it real,")
