Define Helment Meaning

Helment
An incorrect spelling of helmet, usually by southerners or rednecks. This error arises because the pronunciation of helmet with a southern accent is indistinct on the second syllable, and because people tend to write words according to local phonetics.

Mother: Bobby, don't you go riding your bike without wearing a helment!

Bobby: Jesus Christ mom, it's HELMET. I'm 5 and I know that.
By Sephira
Helment Tits
When yo nips cover 95% of yo tit

By Marie
Purple Helmented Warrior Of Love

Your mother could not take her tongue off of my purple helmented warrior of love!
By Cleo
Mud On Your Helment
To penetrate someone anally with the penis.

guy1: Hey, man, you ever get mud on your helment?
guy2: Sorry, dude--I dont' swing that way.
By Sarena