Define High-definition Meaning

High Definition
To watch a movie in high definition is to watch it following use of marijuana or other mind blowing substances.

"Dude, I watched Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny last night...in high definition! My brain exploded to shit."
By Chrysler
High-Definition
The BEST way to watch your porn.

dude, i'm watching porn on my old TV

im watching porn to ...in high-definition ;)
By Fern
High Definition

I made up a lot of words about cheese in high definition.
By Georgeanne
High Definition
Viewing multi-media while lifted.

Dude, That 70's Show is sooooo much funnier in high definition.
By Lorne
High Definition

dude i just got a new high definition tv!
Thats awesome now you can see like an asian!
By Kimberli
High Definition Burn
A condition that occurs after many hours of exposure to a High Definition Television. Similar to a sunburn, but caused by the clear and bright light emitted from a High Definition Television.

Last night, while watching a Blu-Ray copy of Troy on my HDTV, I came away with a High Definition burn.
By Elli
Wide Screen High Definition Wall
America’s Iron Curtain, the wall of infotainment that prevents Americans from getting the information most important to their daily lives. The consolidated mainstream media eclipsing free speech with commercial speech.

Corporate greed and the Right Wing agenda have been served by confining America behind a Wide Screen High Definition Wall.
By Lettie
The Flying Dutchman (high Times Definition)
from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.

Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"
By Teena
High Definition
At least 2 feet away, pixels aren't noticeable to the naked eye, that means 720p and above are HD

Person1: "Hey, what resolution is that TV?"
Person2: "720p, cheapest high definition screen I could get"
Person1: "Isn't 720 kinda hard to look at?"
Person2: "Maybe if you were less than 2 feet away"
Person1: "Ah, makes sense"
By Dahlia