Define Dutchman Meaning

a dutchman is a frik from boksburg... or even brakpan... pretoria, springs... also referred to as 1 2 3's (1 litre brandy, 2 litre coke, 3 litre enjin), clutchplate, plaasjapie, boer, frik, rockspider, koos, afrikaaner, fanie, can be compared to rednecks, hicks, hillbillies... please add salt...

A South African term for someone who is a murderer of the english language, usually applied to the Afrikaans speaking population but can be stretched out even further to include many populations.

The Dutchman is usually a hardcore man thats tough as nails, has a terrible fashion sense and can take on 20 men at one time (in his opinion)

matt van eerd, a giant 16 year old who comes to houses in the middle of the night and takes all the pepper from the kitchen. he then rubs it all over his body for sexual pleasure

A person of Dutch descent

A tobacco dealer, who buys for minors ands sells to them at a much higher price.

When a married man loses his wedding ring inside a prostitute's ass. The act is not completed until the man sheepishly retrieves his ring.

Same thing as a dutch rudder, but with a cooler and more convenient name

When you fart under the covers and pull the blankets over your partners head... then tickle them so they are forced to breathe deep in between bouts of laughter.... and tears.

Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.

This duality is derived from two phrases. The first beeing the "The Stanger". Where one sits on his hand until all feeling is lost, then masturbates with said hand giving the feeling of a stanger doing the work.

The second part of this is derived from the "Dutch Rudder" where one grabs his erect penis and has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of masturbation.

The Strange Dutchman is a combination of both, Where one sits one his hand until all feeling is lost, grabs his erect penis, and then has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of insanely awsome masturbation.