Bill: Ted! I've fallen in love! ...with the word, "Shan't." My zeal and fondness towards this word is unparallelled. I have been left enamored to the point that I'm completely and utterly smitten by the word. But, alas I cannot use the word without sounding like a
pompous ass. So my love appears to be in vein. I can't bear the pain, so I shan't any longer. *pretends to kill himself*
Ted: That whole aside makes you sound like a pompous ass.
Bill: That's the point, it's called a joke.
Ted: How is that funny?
Bill: It's
highbrow humor and irony, perhaps it's
2deep4uTed: Maybe, you're just an unfunny faggot!