Define Monocle Meaning

Noun.
1.) A person who has excessive wealth and behaves in the fassion of a 19th century British industrialist, speaking with the same accent etc. Monocles care not for the welfare of others, only their own material wealth and generosity is to them a waste of precious money. Generally, 'Monocle' doesn't refer to someone who has earned their position, it refers to someone who was either born rich, or procured their wealth via minimum work, such as by collecting rent. A adjective is often used to describe people who are Monocles, this adjective is 'wymsical'.

2.) A lense that only covers one eye, used by the rich in the 19th century.

when a chap cums around a girls eye

CCP's most blatant and obvious attempt to milk the players of their MMO EVE - Online, of their real life money.

The monocle is an in-game vanity item that is only available through a special currency (AUR).
The monocle costs about 12000 AUR, which = 4 PLEX = ~70.00 usd (35.00 per plex).

The monocle has caused insane amounts of uproar and frustration in the EVE Online community, and has found its place in several articles comparing it to the infamous Horse Armour scandal (2.50 usd) which was about 18 times cheaper.

When you remove a girl’s glass eye and thrust your penis in and out of her eye socket.

A refreshing alchohlic beverage consisting of the following:
2 parts vodka
1 part tonic
1 part triple sec

Meaning Scrummy Amazing Orgasmic Perfection better than life itself

The act of putting ones testicle on a willing participants eye

The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.

An exclamation made following often bold and manly statements and suggestions.

The act of giving a blowjob while wearing a monocle.