Define Hodges Meaning

a hodges AKA (fodges, podges)is known as moving in and grabbing the neck of a girl to kiss and the girl simply ducking from the attempt.

a very angry short man, stuck with teaching digital imaging. obsessed with chuck norris, random picture taking, and telling people to donate their eggs. he frightens easy and will beat you with anything when given the chance to make you cry.

When a person denies or ignores incidences of racism and instead choses to focus on obfuscation or attacking those who call out racism.

To be fucked (usually a female) in either a frenzied, horrific or violently passionate way. To be hodged is to be taken roughly and used in the most carnal ways imaginable. This however, is not an act of violence or of non-consensual sex, being hodged is an emotion-fueled and extremely physical experience often resulting in bruises, scratches and bite-marks.

It can also be applicable in rape-fantasy roleplay where the act of being taken without consent, within the confines of the fantasy only, is to be have been "hodged".

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

Pronounced hodge-ing:

Hodgeing verb is the art of sitting around in a lazy manner while slightly, or haveing the appearences of, being hung over.

The standard method of hodgeing requires the use of a lawn chair, but recently it has been addapted to any chair shaped object avalible.

Hodgeing is normally done by a leader or supervisor type that sits around doing nothing while others are hard at work.

When Apple releases a new model of the computer you just bought a week (or earlier) after your purchase.

Doing the complete opposite of what your told

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy