Holy water is the lube you use when cracking the virgin asshole of a Christian chick. If you like her, like you'd like to
retap that again later, then you want to use you know, whatever quality lube you can get from a gas station as your "
holy water". If this is an
angry tap, like your dad was real religious and you had some bad religious experiences, then your spittle will be the only holy water that chick is getting that night.
I met one of those kooks at the abortion rally. I'm gonna
tear that ass up, but I haven't decided what type of holy water to splash on the bitch
splitter. I can tell you one thing, I'm really looking forward to cuming in that
rectory.