A method of bid to encourage engagement and participation within a dedicated community of shredpioneers.
"Dude 'Benjamin Bailout Mosley' just took another huge backflip off that hookless deck"
"Yeah he's got a fat stash of Alpha's and is Hoppeing to get the kids hooked on hookless then bump up the prices."
“Is it a yes yes, or a hoppe yes?”
“She hoppes me alot”
Hoo
By Eadie
Hoppes
Model-Plane flying and Linux-Loving super geek. He bounces when he walks and enjoys getting it on with more then one girl at once. People often mistake him for being in heat and he loves running around his home naked.
Hurtful Hoppe's go around trying their hardest to create a scally image for themselves. They will gladly go around breaking people down in every way possible to get what they want. They drop you like dirt then pick you back up just to throw you back down again because they love the power they hold over you. That's the only thing they're actually capable of loving though they will never be able to love another person the way they love themselves and will always see their own wants as serving a higher purpose than the need of others. The best thing you can do with a Hurtful Hoppe is walk away...act like they never even existed because all they'll do is keep hurting you. They can't help but hop from girl to girl back and forth because it boosts their ego to see how much they can break another person and 'get away' with it. I'd like to say they're too self-absorbed to see what they do to people but I honestly don't think they are I think they know exactly what they do & they buzz off it. Hurtful Hoppe's will NEVER change so don't fall for the lies or the crocodile tears that they so easily slip out.
A hurtful Hoppe does whatever and whoever they can and doesn't care about who gets hurt in the process- not even their own children.
