Define Hort Meaning

1) A drunken mis-spelling of the word "hot"
2) Extreme hotness of a vaguely homosexual nature
3) What Braden is

Hort is the state of being hot and bothered. To be or feel hort usually occurs during summer, however might be apparent after excessive exposure to heat (through activity, a heat source, or other means of heat production), combined with a feeling of agitation. Coined by W J Welburn, Adelaide, South Australia.

A combination of a "sport" and a "hobby". Used when nobody knows what the fuck it is.

Any kind of person generally retarded, with a large forehead and having a twin, most often of Romanian descent and able to believe that Russia annexed their motherland. More often than not they have no friends, except for their twin.

Hort refers to a person who is often physically incapable of doing simple everyday tasks, often referred to as 'Hort syndrome"

kind of MMA

Relating to snort. or sniffing.
Verb. To snort drugs or substances up your nose.
Noun. Can also refer to the actual substance. Sometimes given a one letter prefix to specify which substance. ie. C-Hort=cocaine, E-Hort=crushed ecstasy, K-Hort=Special K, G-Hort=glass or crystal meth.
Can also refer to your nose, or your "Horter"
Can refer to just about any snorting object. A straw or rolled up dollar can be refered to as a Hort-stick.

pertaining to a whore or slut

Verb. 1. to eat or bite into something. See Cut or Hut. Derived from hut and the check at a Mexican food restaurant for the Hortencia plate, which was shortened to "Hort!"

A type of fart. Harbingers of an impending liquid dump, a hort is a burning hot seemingly acid laced air biscuit that has an aroma so foul it will brown and curl nearby sheets of paper. Usually the result of cheap Chinese buffet dining.