A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include
schweffing,
cockblocking, and moaning about being
so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.
Guy 1: Look at that
ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a
jeb end!
Guy 2: I saw her
first asshole, stay the fuck away!
Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...