1: A hovercraft, or air-cushion vehicle (ACV), is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it, and can in principle travel over any relatively smooth surface, such as gently sloping land, water, or marshland, while having no substantial contact with it.
2: Something that may, or may not be full of eels.
When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.
Dude, that toilet was so disgusting, I had to do the hovercraft!
Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.
By Emilie
Hovercraft
During anal sex, the "receiver" releases gas, that causes the "supplier" to experience a slight loss of contact.
man i cant pick up any broads tonight i am hovercraft
man i got no wheels i am a hovercraft
By Shannon
Hovercrafting
The act of hovering over a toilet while you crap, and spray-dusting the whole top of the porcelain and/or wall.
I'll never step foot in this bathroom again until we find out who keeps hovercrafting.
Adj. : I went into the stall after Larry and immediately knew he had hovercrafted; as the seat, back and wall were covered in crap.
By Lanni
Hovercraft
Similar to a motorboat, however the key difference is the girl has small breasts. The giver sticks his head over the breasts instead of between the breasts as they are too small.
