Named after Henry Hudson, discoverer of the radioactive river splitting Jersey and Manhattan. If you want to get radiation, you swim in the Hudson. Maybe you will additionally find scrap metal or a car in the Hudson River. Probably because of 3-Mile Island being in the middle of the damn river! 3-Mile Island is a closed down radioactive island, similar to Indian Point. More up North, however, makes nice whitewater rafting.
The used condoms you find floating near the docks and shores of the hudson river. They get this name b/c they kind of float there and are white and yeah its just nasty.
When you look down next to the dock to put the boat in the water and theres a hudson river jellyfish floating there....
By Yalonda
Hudson River Eel
(n) a used condom, so-named because it is the only kind of fish one would see floating in this polluted river.
The juices pouring from female genitalia when the woman is highly aroused. While the vagina represents Manhattan the streams on the inner thighs symbolises the Hudson River.
- “did you reach third base with her?”
- “yeah. I got my hand on some Hudson & Rose”
By Netty
Hudson River Middle School
This school is a school the rich White kids and the stupid Asians. The teaches don't care about you and will and will tell you “you are a disappointment you pice of shit”.
