Announcer 1: "Today's
WNFL game features the New York Lady Whales against the Philadelphia Cheese Hogs. The Whales, led by 6'4", 300 lb. linebacker Bertha McFatty, are looking for their 4th straight win. What do you think of
McFatty's play the last few games, Norm?"
Announcer 2: "
That's a HUGE bitch!"