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Define Illuminati Meaning

Illuminati
Something everyone screams when theres a triangle.

*sees triangle in geometry class*
Yells: ILLUMINATI!
By Rosanna
Illuminati
a product of human fear based dellusion.
A theory for those that need somthing to blame for the state of the world rather than admit it be the simple result of centuries of human stupidity.

"oh no, it cant can't possibly be that human habits force us to blame anyone but ourselves for everything that is bad in the world,.. there must be a big, bad, mean organisation conspiring to fuck things up for us. Lets call it 'the illuminati'"
By Ariela
Illuminati
A mistooken organization, that failed to exist from 200 years ago. The illuminati was actually a good foundation, that lead to success and victory in the French revolution.

These days, the illuminati is to be known as still "active", when really the illuminati were actually full of Christians, and was a good society to help keep peace and order when all was going mad.

But, the Illuminati was later shut down, after the French Revolution as you see, noone really needed them anymore.

So now, we have idiots walking around going "ERRR ILLUMINATI IS IN EGYPT, I SAW DER PYRAMERDS!" Which is false, and idiots that flash that illumanati sign around in their music videos are idiots as well.

Person 1: "JAY-Z IS IN DER ILLUMINATI I HEARD HIM SAY HE WORSHERPS THE DERVIL LOLZ!"

Person 2: Your an idiot, the illuminati died years ago. It's called satan worshipping you darn fool.

Person 1: "LOLZ U IN THE ILLUMINATI TOO?"
By Ginny
Illuminati
Something ignorant people deny exists.

conspiracyarchive.com is a great website where you can find out more about the illuminati.
By Teriann
Illuminati
a pathetic theory made up by losers who aren't content with the world. so they make up dumbass shit like the illuminati and tell people that they control the media and that they're brainwashing children but the only evidence they have is the dollar bill and a couple of shitty hollywood movies.

the people who believe in the illuminati are the same douches who think tupac is still alive. yeah i guess he lives with elvis and michael jackson.

- the illuminati is EVIL
- wtf?
- they turn into lizards!
- yep, you've lost it.
By Donna
Illuminati
they have a monopoly on everything so no matter what you support or oppose,they're already on top of it and behind it and pulling the strings,directing the outcome towards their evil satanic goals...

you can't win,the illuminati has already rigged everything
By Anastasie
Illuminati
a stupid word little kids/fuckboys use because they are retarded

Fuckboy: Dude! I saw a triangle today! ILLUMINATI!!!
Normal Person: Shut the fuck up, retard
By Karina
Illuminati
Anyone capable of orchestrating anything remotely intelligent

Beyonce is a talented entertainer who works hard for her money. She must be in the illuminati.
By Aubry
Illuminati
Something ignorant people believe exists.

There is no illuminati conspiracy. Sorry.

The only people who believe in the illuminati are jobless fatass loons who hadn't stepped out of their homes in years.
By Marya
Illuminati
It just means all of the occultists in the world who also happen to be well connected in academic and financial circles and of course in high positions of political power and global planning.They worship the devil.

Freemasons.

Satanists.

Globalists.

International Socialists.

Creators of such lovely concepts as modern Satanism,modern Wicca,the KKK,Scientology,Socialism,Communism,Nazism and the UN.

They invent lots of Satanic religions and plan on a one world religion to go with their one world government and one world currency.

see also atheism,deism and the Thule Society

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The HOLOCAUST!

^coming soon to a THEATER near you!
By Bobette