Define Implants Meaning

Implants
Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated.

Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid.
By Sofia
Implants
Silicon enhancements for middle aged women.

Mike's mom used his grandfather's inheritance to buy implants.
By Lillian
Implants
Something your mom got last summer for only 400 dollars.

By Ardith
Implants
Works as well as Viagra for men. Men pay $5000 for these to be inserted into the breasts of the woman he is having sex with. Increases his attraction to her ten fold. Women who get divorced inevidably purchase these, as a way to attract men and regain their self esteem which was crushed when her husband dropped her for his secretary who's 20 years younger than she. MEn also buy these for women in the hopes that they stop wearing bras.

"great tits, look at those implants"
By Addie
Implants

Implants can turn a pretty girl into a hot girl.
By Raychel
Implant
Bags of salt water inserted behind the breasts of insecure women "educated" in public schools, for the purpose of giving the breasts an unnatural, bowling-ball appearance and an unpleasant feel.

Sandra busted Mr. Larson's jaw with her implants as she did a dance on the stage.
By Marjy
Implant
Usually associated with the breast, but can be inserted in the Penis and as collagen in the lips.
Silicon - Implants, make the Tits look good!.

My implants make my Tits look bigger than before!. Thankyou Plastic Surgeon!

Or: Wow, My dick is 12in long!!..
By Janna
Brain Implant
When you don't have your own mind; use other people ideas, truths, etc

when others think for you

Icky-Picky decided to not think the process through because she relied on her brain implant and it worked successfully.
Brain implants are awesome when you don't want to put in the mental work.
By Rozele
Breast Implants

A womans breast implants burst at Taco Bell yesterday.
By Tabbitha
Indiana Implants
These are a substitution for breast implants in wich the user stuffs her bra with tissues.

Although Vickie was relatively flat-chested, she used the temporary fix of Indiana implants, courtesy of Kleenex. It even gave the illusion of cleavage.
By Babbie