The most awesome food in all of existance. Comes from India, which is awesomeness
compacted into a country. Food there is made with
innumerable delicious spices and is incredibly tasty and wonderfully aromatic. Secret ingredients routinely include liquid amazingness and powdered incredibleness, with a garnish of leaves from the fantastic plant.
Cannot be made properly (even a fraction as good as real
Indian food) outside India, because of the lack of sheer awesomeness.
> Chuck Norris learnt how to
Roundhouse kick only after eating
Indian food.
>
Barrack Obama powered his campaign with Indian food.
> Jesus Christ learnt how to perform miracles after eating Indian food.
