Define Jalapenos Meaning

1.)hallow penis
2.) a spicy vegetable

As pronounced "jel-ah-peh-no" is a Rickyism for the true pronunciation of "Jalapeno".

The little accent mark used in Spanish that is put over the n in jalapeño and muñeca. For the purpose of this example, we shall disregard the fact that it is really referred to as a tilde.

THIS SHIT IS POTENT!

Verb.

The act of expelling jalapeno seeds from the penis during orgasm. Tthe seeds are secretly inserted into the male urethra before intrercourse and transferred into the vagina during orgasm, causing intense genital burning for both parties.

A big boned white girl, with a big butt, that a man of latin descent longs for, to make the salsa.

A term for a really hot girl

my bro(in theory) and he is very wierd and funny lolz

A word used to describe someone that is unable to pronounce their own name.

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!