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Define Agony Meaning

Agony
That moment when you just stubbed your toe to the table

*stubbed toe* AGONY!!!!!!!!
By Noell
Agony
A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

The man was in agony while attempting mountain climbing.
By Alina
Agoni
neoagonist queen

“hey there’s Agoni I’d pipe her”
“did you see agoni with her agocoin”
“Richard please stop making rule34 of agoni it’s incredibly disturbing, you need help please for the sake of our children and our family get yourself some help, you haven’t moved from your computer screen in over a month and we’re all getting worried, you took out all our live savings and invested it in agocoin, what the fuck is agocoin Richard? I am tired of this, I am leaving.”
By Daffi
Agony
The song those sexy guys from into the woods sing

agony
By Harrietta
Agony
The pain felt after playing football with leg day DOMS

Don't think I can't live with this agony
By Francine
Agony
Rasta for Sexual orgasm or sensation of sex

mi and dat gal was in agony lata night ago.
By Bobbee
Agony
A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

Tyler's agony was so intense he passed out.
By Bertina
In Agony
A stupid little bitch who likes to shit his pants and use the shit as lube to jerk off.

I seen this In Agony mothafucka the other day tryna jerk off with his own shit.
By Pat
Agony Aunt
a womon in a magazine who gives you advice if you are a sad person with no one else to talk to.

person; " dear agony auntt, my best friend is so much better looking, cleverer, and an all around brilliant person that I feel inadequate. What should I do?"

agony aunt: "kill yourself" (not really; that last bits a joke
By Angil
Beautiful Agony
The face you make when having an orgasm. Similar to the "O Face" but lasts the whole experience.

Gets its name from the fact that the pleasured person contorts their face in such a way as to look like they're in agony, but in reality, are much happier.

"Dude, I just found a whole bunch of You Tube videos with chicks filming their beautiful agony as the masturbated"
By Libbie