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Stubbed Toeing
An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.

Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating
By Sidonnie
Stubbed Toe
A lot of pain. A whole lot.

While I was walking, I got a stubbed toe so I fell to the ground and died
By Viviana
Stubbed Toe
The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.

Person 1: OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT!
Person 2: Dude, it's just a stubbed toe.
By Eugine
Stub Toe Health
In a video game when your character's health is so low, simply stubbing his/her/it's toe would cause death

Player 1: "hey man meet me on the other side of the map"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"
By Maire
Stubbed Toe Jump
Having sex on a coffee table. Banging (stubbing a toe) on the coffee table.

He took me home last night and we took a Stubbed Toe Jump.
By Bryana
Go Commit Stub Toe
to do the action of unexpectedly causing extreme pain to a toe as a result of impact to inanimate object

jerry hated marty so bad that he wanted him to go commit stub toe *jerry at home* alalalalalal- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
By Jennifer
Stub A Toe
A fate worse than death...

"Ow my foot!"

-someone who stub a toe
By Sal
Stubbing Your Toe
Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.

1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
By Effie
STUB ONE'S TOE
the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."
By Lark
Toe Stub
The moment after you hit your tow on something, and you cannot get anything right for crap.

Me:AHHHHH
Mom:WHAT HAPPENED WHO DIED!?!?
Me:me toe stubbed. Ahh i mean i toed my stubb

Mom:*laughs*
Me:you’re kinda rude
By Karlene