After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that
it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with
gonorrhea. But the real problem is a
jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.
You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass
raw-dog last night. I though I picked up
the clap, but I realized it was just a
jalepeno seed."
Your buddy: "That's what we call
Jalepeno Buttsex bro."