Jaquan is the dude your girl tells you not to worry about. If a shorty doesn’t
hit you up, assume she’s at Jaquan’s getting her
insides rearranged. Typically packing around
10 inches, you will never compare to Jaquan.
Bro 1: “yo you still hanging with that Kate girl later?”
Bro 2: “idk bro she
hasn’t replied to my texts”
Bro 1: “oof she
prolly hit up Jaquan”