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Jason Statham
an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.

i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.

the people who say this prayer never die...
By Vivi
Jason Statham
Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
By Aile
Jason Statham
When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.

dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?
By Nikoletta
Jason Statham
An English actor. He is in Snatch, Fast and Furious and other movies.

Jason Statham is an actor
By Celia
Jason Statham
British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.

if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.
By Amalea