Male, balding character in tights who is Captain of the starship Enterprise from *Star Trek : The next Generation*.
He drove a wierd buggy-car in ST: Nemesis,
And was turned into a Borgling at some point. He has a pet
lionfish, and was born someplace in California. Among his crew are an android Data, a slightly telepathic Counsellor, Deanna Troi, and a dude with a mustache, First Officer Riker. He likes to order "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot" from the
replicator (personally, I think someone who gets into battles every other episode, and has lost multiple Enterprises should have something a bit stronger to drink).
He has a couple of old, paper-bound books, and Violates the
Prime Directive on occasion. And, IIRC, his ship's designation was NCC
1701 -D or E or something similar.
Picard : Tea! Earl Grey! Hot!
Replicator *delivers
iced latte*
Picard : OMGWTFBBQ!!!
Geordi! Get down here!
***loosely paraphrased from short story***
