Slang for the phallus of a man, the phallus of an animal, or the metaphysical conceit of the phallus. Can be used in conjunction with almost any word to create a new one.
gf: I stepped in your pee again, you're DISGUSTING!
me: Don't blame me, blame the jeb!
By Sonnie
Jeb
A noun used to describe a stupid, moronic customer who does everything wrong, is unprepared, then blames you, the sales associate/bank teller, when you take too long, mess up his transaction, don't bend, break or change the rules to suit him, or otherwise don't preform to his standards.
"That guy is such a jeb! He expected me to give him money out of an account that his name is not listed on!!"