Define Jerm Meaning

Jerm
A common nickname typically for guys with the names Jeremy, Jermey, Jeremiah, Jeramie, etc.

Guy: "Hey have you talked to Jerm recently?"

Girl: "Oh Jeremy? He's already at the party!"
By Cati
Jerm
The act of a male grinding or "dry humping" the lower back of his sexual partner with an accompanying vocalization "Uhhh Uhhh" for dramatic effect. Sometimes referenced as "The Jerm" similar to a dance move name like "The Robot" or "The Funky Chicken".

Jermed is referencing the act in past-tense. Jerming is referencing the act in present-tense.

While spooning, he gave her the Jerm as she slept but she woke up halfway through.
By Darci
Jerms
a friendly nickname for someone named Jeremy that no one named Jeremy likes.

Wayne: What's up, Jerms?
Jeremy: Stop calling me Jerms.
By Othilia
Jerm
A man that will read off to you dictionary definitions of your problems, giving perfect moral support for when you need it

Man 1: Jerm, i can’t believe you’d say that
Jerm: well, you see, a joke is Reads out google definition
By Kass
Jerming

I'm Jerming out!
By Marielle
Jerm
a shady, slimy, loud-mouthed dude aged 18-30 who instantly is your friend...Irritating tag-a-long or "Instabuddy" who borders on psychotic. Ironically, first name usually starts with a 'J' like Jeramy, Jameson or Jamie, etc.

"every time I fly, I end up having a Jerm sit next to me" or "the hot new girl at work has like, seven Jerms already!"
By Elnore
Jerms
A combination of the words 'jizz' and 'germs.'

"Dude, Anthony has way too many jerms in his hottub ever since that dank hoe Courtney went in there with him."
By Linnie
Being A Jerm
When someone tries extremely hard to be correct about everything/prove everyone wrong, especially over trivial things that no one cares about. "Being a Jerm" also refers to someone who tells you a pointless fact every chance they get.

Peter: yeah that song came out in the 70's
Jerm: No, it came out in 1978.
Peter: like I said..
Jerm: *googles and pulls up Wikipedia page* see, 1978, you were wrong.

Or

Jim: Dude, I want some celery
Andrew: Did you know that when you eat celery you burn more calories than celery has in it?
Jim: no one cares.. stop being a Jerm, man..
By Gwennie
Jerm Boi
the act of smashing malted milkballs and putting in a slip of paper. roll it up, smoke it, then snort the ashes

dude i just had a jerm boi it was tasty
By Marielle
Jerm-o-phobe
Hating on DJ Jerm or hating DJ Jerm's music.

I met this cold-blooded Jerm-o-phobe at 7-11, he doesn't even know sick trance mixes when he hears them.
By Eilis