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Sarah Jessica Parker
An actress who has the most annoying scream in the world, and a head that is shaped like a foot.

Brian: The FCC are censoring anything that might be viewed as unpleasant.
Peter: What the hell? They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot.
By Emyle
Sarah Jessica Parker
A horse. Most commonly known as Seabiscuit. Gandalf's white horse, Hidalgo, the Black Stalion, and Mr. Ed the talking horse.

Rick: "Dude, did you see Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers?"
Teddy: "Yeah, Sarah Jessica Parker looked well groomed."
By Coretta
Sarah Jessica Parker
A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!
By Jessika
Sarah Jessica Parker
An unsightly, cheap prostitute that resembles a horse.

Man, I think I got horse AIDS from that $20 sarah jessica parker last weekend!
By Sonnnie
Sarah Jessica Parker
a horse

Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse - scientific fact
By Tildie
Sarah Jessica Parker
A whore who badly represents women as shopaholic, materialistic bitches who obssess over getting some dick and are highly unstable.

Christina Aguilera
Madonna
By Melonie
Sarah Jessica Parker
See Dee Snider. Vocalist for Twisted Sister.

If you type in Dee Snider in google, Sarah Jessica Parker's image appears.
By Rubina
Sarah Jessica Parker
A bizarre experiment of a horse and a giant human foot. Believed to be from the same laboratory as the "ear mouse". Unfortunately despite several years of attempts, wrapping expensive clothes only pronounces her foot like facial features.

God I hope Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't make another terrible mov-oh wait, I'm too late. Sorry guys.
By Guenna
Sarah Jessica Parker
One-time actress from sex and the city.

Sarah Jessica Parker recently won an award and she thanked everyone including family, friends and her lawyer(?) before bursting into floods of tears, boo-hoo. She has a horse face, which would be ok (on a horse), but then there is the mole, big, juicy, throbbing and sweaty, it isn't attached to her - she is attached to IT........
By Margarette
Sarah Jessica Parker
An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.
By Corette