Gandalf - Thick Dictionary

Gandalf

By Gabbie

Gandalf

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

By Leigh

Gandalf

one of the many Hobbit themed cocktails available at the pub of the same name, in Southampton. Contains vodka, archers, blue WKD and lemonade. Very refreshing. £3 for a pint. I love them far too much.

"Mine's a Gandalf, please"

By Melisandra

Gandalf

Coke or cocaine in powder form. The color of the substance resembles that of Gandalf's outfit after his transformation from grey to white.

Sam: I was up all night. I might have to take a nap after breakfast.
Bil: No dude, just take a hit of gandalf and you'll be able to at least make it through second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, and afternoon tea.
Pip: You shall not pass out.

By Nesta

Gandalf

Supporting character in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Gandalf is a wizard who "dies" in the first book but comes back in The 2 Towers. He helps Frodo, a hobbit, bring the one ring to Mordor, where it can be destroyed to save Middle Earth.

Gandalf is to Mage as Frodo is to Hobbit.

By Simone

Gandalf

One of the Istari (Wizards). A member of The Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf, "Elf of the Wand".

Olori, Mithrandir, Incanus, Tharkun, Greyhame.

By Etty

Gandalf

He's the sexy old magical wizard from Lord of the Rings. He's mad pimpin, just look at his pimp stick. He's been around for generations and just about everyone knows him! He must get what he wants when he wants, if you know what I mean ;)

Gandalf the mofoin' P.I.M.P and the lil dirty hobbit Frodo have a really close relationship. I wonder what happens in the bedroom at night time between both of them.

By Camella

Gandalf

1. Gandalf the grey/white..The powerful Wizard from J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit. Uses wisdom more than magic.

1. Any soft furry cuddly wrinkly man you just want to hold in your arms and run your fingers through the hairs on his chin because his beard is so long and (sometimes) white. Elderly medieval Vikings, Noah in the movie Evan Almighty, the fat man over by the well on the first playable level in Dragon Quest VII for Sony Playstation 2, Moses, an age-morphed Jesus, and of course...Sikhs.

1. I'm glad no Balrog was camping over Gandalf's respawn point in The Two Towers.

2. Did you see that 4 foot tall Sikh? He's such a Gandalf! I just want to pick him up and stroke his beard hairs.

By Tallou

Gandalf

To mess up or die in an exceedingly excessive manor. Source: Gandalf's death scene - fighting the demon all the way to lower-earth, and also Gandalf the Beta fish. Gandalf impaled himself on a spiky plastic plant - from gill through eye.

Example 1: "Dude, you totally gandalfed yourself last night proposing to Jenny. An oversized engagement ring around your pecker is not romantic."

Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."

By Annamarie

Gandalf

a terrible and or unfunny joke/sarcastic comment or supposedly funny statement
used as a verb or adjective.
people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc

person 1: why was the chicken so happy?
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')

person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr

By Ardelle

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