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Define Touch Yourself Meaning

Touch Yourself
What you do at night

Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!
By Koralle
Touch Yourself
1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.

2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback

Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!

Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!

John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that
By Claudia
Go Touch Yourself
1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason.

2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.

1. Yeah well, go touch yourself.

2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.
By Emmalynne
Don't Touch Yourself
Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.

Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.
By Lynn
Cause You Touch Yourself At Night...
Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'

"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."

"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
By Daphne
Because You Touch Yourself At Night
The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
By Merrili
Because You Touch Yourself At Night!
One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!
By Zorana
Because You Touch Yourself At Night
The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.

Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
By Kyrstin
Because You Touch Yourself At Night
a funny phrase to say after any question

Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night
By Halley