I used to be a Catholic Priest. When I was ordained, I asked the Cardinal, "Now, what kind of woman did you say I could have sex with?". I was certain he said, "Nun". But, one day, when he walked in on me fucking a nun, he kicked me out of the Church -- permanently!
By Jacky
Nun
Magical women with the power of flight who majored in Art History in college and enjoy discussing/displaying bawdy and ribald paintings.
If you mysteriously wake up in a monastery in some small town in Europe, wearing black robes, you've been nunned.
Dennis: "Dude, why are you wearing a robe...?"
Harry: "..."
Dennis: "Oh, you got nunned, didn't you!"
By Denys
Nun
Woman shaped like a plate of jelly, shes sweeps across the ground without a sound. Many believe they have no legs, and are simply moving my electromagnetic forces. Also great targets for mooning.
