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Define Jewish Mother Meaning

Jewish Mother
an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.

be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.
By Brena
Jewish Mother
a mother of the jewish religion who is overly uptight, protective and complains a lot

Mom, stop making me eat. I don't need a coat. your such a jewish mother.
By Marley
Jewish Mother
combining of "Mother fucker" or "mofo" (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term "jewish" (to represent the cheapness of the other person)

Nick: Hey i just finished work

Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?

Nick: No, i got no money...

Andrew: You jewish mother!
By Fenelia
Jewish Mother Syndrome
Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.
By Patrizia