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Or Chaim
A school with 0 pussy in sight.

Guy #1: Yo, I'm sick of seeing so many hot girls. Is there a place where all I see is dick?

Guy #2: Of course! Or Chaim!
By Bliss
Chaim
The name of a sweet Jewish man, meaning “life”. Usually exceedingly attractive, with a great education - they’re an obvious great catch! Most likely to be doctors, lawyers, or sports team managers!

Girl 1: “Omg, who’s that strong AND smart guy over there?” Girl 2: “That’s Chaim! He’s so dreamy...”
By Alida
Or Chaim
A School full of boys who can't get any girls.

Typically found saying the word gesh or trying to get into chat party's.

Boy 1 - I tried to go to that party but some rabbi came in his car to shut it down

Boy 2 - because he was after the or Chaim boys
By Alida
Chaime
the act of swiping the hand through another's ass crack. one can also be "trapped in the chaime" if someone sits on your hand and traps it in their ass crack.

Dude, I chaimed that bitch so good when she bent over to pick up her puppy.
By Letta
Chaim
Verb When you are so sarcastic or otherwise annoying you are chaiming

Stop chaiming, it's annoying af.
By Lorrie
Chaim Witz
The original name for the famous bass player, Gene Simmons, back when he was going to become a Rabbi.

Idiot with too much time on his hands:

DUDE!!!!!!!! Did you know that Gene Simmons' real name was "Chaim Witz?"

Guy who's annoyed by this random idiot:

NO!!!!! OMGWTF!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO GO TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS COMPLETELY RANDOM FACT!!!!!!
By Leontine
Atz' Chaim Girl
i. A fun, smart, gorgeous, and talented jewish girl from 8th to 12th grade who has a ton of fun going to Atz' Chaim events.
ii. A girl who is a member of Atz' Chaim BBG (a chapter in the International Order of the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization).

Boy 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Girl 1: Not much, just going to the JCC to hang out with my girls.
Boy 2: Damn... Now that's an Atz' Chaim Girl...
By Kiele
Mesivta Chofetz Chaim
A school that you can make a meme out of any of the Teachers.

Someone:Yo Jane did you see this new Mesivta Chofetz Chaim¿
Jane: ya, it’s so weird...
By Alyssa
Chaim Wigs
Chaim Wigs better known as gene Simmons is a sad bald man with lots of money who hates Ace Frehley and Peter Criss but can't get enough no he can't get enough of Tommy gayer and Eric minger. His original alias was Chaim Wigs but he changed his name to gene Simmons but because he's bald his real name is Chaim wigs

KISS is a great band but it's ruined by Chaim Wigs and Bald Stanley refusing to let the spaceman and the catman back in the band
By Tiphanie
Shneur Chaim
An absolute idiot who knows nothing

i hate you you shneur chaim
By Laureen